• me: why did you just reblog that from them
  • me: i literally just reblogged that
  • me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
  • me: is it because you don't like me
  • me: is it because i'm fat

You shriek and call with all your might,
Eyes void of hope you can only writhe.
You prayed for God but behold who came,
A monster whose eyes glow aflame.
  • excluhsive:

    When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives


  • eggito:


    me: hey accept me into your school

    college: whats ur gpa

    me: 4.20

    college: youre in

    it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

  • woeisluke:

Strict band blog!

Reason #1 why my friends rule. My postbox is a constant source of happiness and cheeky surprises ❤️ love you @anastasiapepsitasou

Did this on @livesandlevels ‘s hand today! Stoked, and thanks to @Ben_182 for the photo! ❤️👌🌞
  • jakemalik:

    when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

    (Source: hi)

  • wealthyhugepenis:

    sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like

    that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling